HTTP Error 444 - Internet Time Out

You have reached the last page of the Internet. No more links, cool pictures, free music, pornography.
Do the following:

Turn on the TV. Watch some cartoon or action movie. At worst, news.
Pick up an interesting book that you've wanted to read for a long time but haven't had the time. At worst, some newspaper.
Please turn it off.
If allowed by the legal system in your country, unplug the cable from the computer, monitor, modem, then throw this crap out the window.